They had a great time, hitting bar after bar, knocking back drinks, but being so genetically different, the alcohol affected them each in different ways: the lemon got very acidic and refluxy; the potato, being a big My wife thinks her ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue is cool but as a man with a cherry-stem-sized penis I'm horrified.
A frayed knot Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender yells, "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here, Get out! One of the strings gets on the ground and rolls around and then ties himself in a knot.
The other string says, "What are you doing? Jane had developed a certain attraction to Tarzan. So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. Jane then explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said Tell you what, I will show you how to do it properly. Wife: "Do you want me to tie you up tonight?
I do knot. So a rope walks into a bar The bartender says "we don't serve your kind. The rope enters again. The bartender asks "aren't you the same rope? A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve pieces of string in here, get lost. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up. He walks back into the bar and approac The guy who invented velcro shoes thought to himself 'Why knot?
A string walks into a bar. The bartender goes, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here. He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar. The bartender looks at him and goes, "Hey, aren't you that string I turned What do you call an antique comb used to make braids, buns, and Celtic knots passed from generation to generation Hair loom.
Today I saw a man use a knot that had the statement "Love both men and women" I didn't think I would witness an actual suicide bi-words. Why is knotted string formal? It wears a tie. I'm thinking of buying some Velcro strips for my sneakers, and getting rid of the laces. I mean, why knot? Reef knot, Sheepshank, Clove Hitch, Bowline.
I don't know how to tie these knots But my fucking headphones do. After sex the dude rolls off the condom, ties a knot on it and throws it into the bin. The girl goes "I wonder if any of the sperms in there made it to my uterus, what would they have become later in life" The guy responds "If any of them make it out of the rubber, climb out of the bin and get you pregnant, they'd be David Copperfield".
I have a bag of circular pretzels. They're not knots. They're noughts. He looks around and meets a woman, tells her his intentions, and after a long talk they decide to tie the knot. They went to the court house and got married.
On the long ride home his mule gets tired and stops pulling. The farmer tries How did Snoop Dogg get his Knot Tying merit badge? With his hitches and bows. Bill Nye's grandfather rented a tuxedo to attend a Rotary convention in Philadelphia. The tuxedo came with an untied bow tie and he didn't know how to tie it. Just taking a chance he knocked on his hotel's next door and there was a guy there. Just lie down on the bed. The grandfather wasn't sure what he was getting into, but he wanted to have the tie on.
So he lay down on the b My daughter asked if I could braid her hair and the result was a parentally knot. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to tie the knot. She said, "Do your own fucking shoelaces.
Did you hear about the knotting championship match? They tied. The Little Old Lady. A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. The Seagull and The Octopus There once was a seagull with sore feet. He had been perching on a seaside railing all day and was starting to get blisters.
He had tried going swimming, but the salt water seemed to irritate them and make them worse. He had tried flying, but he soon got so tired that he had to stop. He was in agony I recently found out that suicide by rope typically uses a running knot.
That's noose to me. He goes back inside and orders another beer. What is a knot that you can't untie? The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve pieces of string here" The string goes back outside, ties himself up, and messes up his hair. The string goes back into the bar and orders again. The bartender asks, "Aren't you that piece of string? And asks for a Beer.
The barman says: "I'm sorry we don't serve pieces of string". So the piece of string walks outside, ruffles himself up, walks back into the bar and says: "Can I have a Beer please". The barman replies: "Aren't you that piece of string I just asked to leave". To which the piece of string replies: "No, I'm a frayed knot". The bartender says "We don't serve your kind".
So the rope walks out, twists himself up and parts his hair and then walks back in. The bartender asks "Aren't you the same guy who was here a moment ago? The rope replies "I'm a frayed knot. But the bartender says, "We don't serve ropes here. The rope shakes his head, "I'm frayed knot. I walk past a mental Asylum every day and yesterday as I neared I could hear them chanting "Seven.. About m down the fence i spotted a hole where the knot had fallen out and hurried towards it.
I jammed my eye up to the hole, rather excited to see the ruckus and a finger sprung out and jabbed me in th eye. The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here. And the string goes back inside, and the bartender yells, "aren't you the same guy from earlier! One night, Baby Balloon crept into his parents' bedroom.
He carefully undid Daddy's knot and deflated him a little. Then he did the same to Mummy. Then he undid his own knot and let some air out. The next morning Daddy Balloon confronted him. You let me down. You let your mother down. But worst of all You let yourself down! She asked, "If I get pregnant, what should we name the baby? The bartender refuses to serve him, saying, We don't serve rope here. The rope walks outside, ducks into an alley, loops himself around himself until he is short and fat.
Then he messes his hair up and walks back into the bar. The bartender looks him up and down. Hey, aren't you that rope I kicked out of here before? He's rolling around, punching walls, hitting the ground, and by the time he's finally tired out he got himself all tied up and his ends frayed.
A string walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign that says "no strings allowed". So the string goes outside, ties himself up, messes up his hair and comes back into the bar.
The bartender yells "aren't you that string I just kicked out? The bar tender says sorry we don't serve you kind round here The string leaves, twists himself up, parts his hair and walks back into the bar, The bartender says sorry aren't you the same guy from before The string replies I'm a frayed knot.
A string walks into a bar bartender yells at him we don't serve your kind here So the string walks out of the bar, bends over, mess up his hair, and walks back into the bar bartender asked him aren't you that string I threw out earlier string looks at him and says No I'm a frayed knot. The bartender says, I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here. The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair.
He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, Hey, aren't you a string?
The string says, Nope, I'm a frayed knot. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong? The bartender points at him and says, "Hey! We don't serve your kind around here. The bartender sees him again and asks angrily, "Aren't you that rope I just kicked out? I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together. I shit you knot. I said, "you can't be serious" He said, "I shit, you knot". Why is my hair cost money? Because I just brushed it so it's knot free!!
So a string walks into a bar, bartender says "we don't serve your kind here. The bartender asks "Aren't you the same guy from earlier? The bartender says "we don't serve your kind. The rope enters again. The bartender asks "aren't you the same rope?
A gal asks her mother for advice on how to get her boyfriend to propose. Her mom suggests not asking directly, but instead asking what he would name their baby, if they had one. So, after sex one night, she asks her boyfriend, If we had a son, what would we name him? Give us a little more information and we'll give you a lot more relevant content. Your child's birthday or due date.
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